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Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?
Because he said his teeth weren't loose.
What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?
He ate the dentist.
What did one tooth say to the other?
Get your cap on, the dentist is taking us out tonight.
Why does a vampire clean his teeth three times a day?
To prevent bat breath.
Why do you forget a tooth, as soon as the dentist pulls it out?
Because it goes right out of your head.
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