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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
Beatrice Lillie (Lady Peel) was once accosted by a haughty old dowager who scrutinized her through her lorgnettes. "What lovely pearls, dear Beatrice," she maliciously remarked. "Are they real?" Yes, nodded Lady Peel. "Of course," the dowager declared, "you can always tell real pearls by biting them. May I try?" "Gladly," Lady Peel replied. "But remember, Duchess, you can't tell real pearls with false teeth."
Mother: Has your tooth stopped hurting yet?...Son: I don't know. The dentist kept it
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They all come out at night.
Why is a toothless dog like a tree?
It has more bark than bite.
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