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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?
Your teeth.
Patient: Tell me honestly, how am I?
Dentist: Your teeth are fine, but your gums will have to come out.
What sort of an act do you do?
I bend over backwards and pick up a handkerchief with my teeth.
Anything else?
Then I bend over backwards and pick up my teeth.
"Your teeth are like the stars," he said, As he pressed her hand, so white. He spoke the truth, for, like the stars, Her teeth came out at night!
Why did the termite eat a sofa and two chairs?
It had a suite tooth.
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